I dreamt I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow.
When I woke up, my pillow was gone.
Author Archives: Newbloggycat
Quote of the day – Haruki Murakami
“Every one of us is losing something precious to us.
Lost opportunities, lost possibilities,
feelings we can never get back again.
That’s part of what it means to be alive.”
– Haruki Murakami, Kafka on the Shore
Joke of the day – Fowl
Joke of the day – Lavatory
Doctor, doctor, I think I’m a lavatory.
Hmmm….you do look a bit flushed!
Happy Chinese Mew Year(^=˃ᆺ˂)
The Year of the Rooster is dawning, and NBC wishes you and your loved ones much love, joy, peace and wealth of health with a good dose of laughter.
R – Reach
O – Out to
O – Others
S – Smile
T – Tell a Good Joke
E – Eat Mindfully
R – Rest and Relax
Joke of the day – Why did the dog cross the road?
Me: “Oh dear! What is the dog doing in the middle of the road?
Thank goodness the car did not hit him.
Shaye: “Oh, Mom! The dog is playing Crossy Road.
Quote of the day -Fairy Godmother
“Even miracles take a little time.”
– Fairy Godmother, Cinderella
Funny drawings by Shaye – 20
Rarity
[from My Little Pony Equestria Girls]
Joke of the day -Cowbell
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work!
Joke of the day – Layoff
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.
