Doctor, doctor, I think I’m a lavatory.
Hmmm….you do look a bit flushed!
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Happy Chinese Mew Year(^=˃ᆺ˂)
The Year of the Rooster is dawning, and NBC wishes you and your loved ones much love, joy, peace and wealth of health with a good dose of laughter.
R – Reach
O – Out to
O – Others
S – Smile
T – Tell a Good Joke
E – Eat Mindfully
R – Rest and Relax
Joke of the day – Why did the dog cross the road?
Me: “Oh dear! What is the dog doing in the middle of the road?
Thank goodness the car did not hit him.
Shaye: “Oh, Mom! The dog is playing Crossy Road.
Quote of the day -Fairy Godmother
“Even miracles take a little time.”
– Fairy Godmother, Cinderella
Funny drawings by Shaye – 20
Rarity
[from My Little Pony Equestria Girls]
Joke of the day -Cowbell
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work!
Joke of the day – Layoff
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.
Quote of the day – Patrick Rothfuss
“We understand how dangerous a mask can be.
We all become what we pretend to be.”
― Patrick Rothfuss
Happiness is …
Joke of the day – Term exam
Father: Son, what are your results in the first term examination?
Son: Underwater.
Father: What do you mean, underwater?
Son: Below ‘C’ level.
New Bloggy Cat [NBC] 