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Quote of the day – William Shakespeare

“Excellent wretch! Perdition catch my soul

But I do love thee! and when I love thee not,

Chaos is come again.”

― William Shakespeare, Othello

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Joke of the day – Turtle

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station!

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Joke of the day – Cat service

BUREAUCATS 

[Public Cat Service]

 

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Joke of the day – Cat law

 Claw Enforcement

(Cat’s way of keeping law & order)

 

 

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Quote of the day – C S Lewis

“We may not be able to get certainty,

but we can get probability,

and half a loaf is better than no bread.”

– C.S. Lewis

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Joke of the day – Budge

Cow: “Mooooove over!”

Sheep: “Naaaaaaaaa.”

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Quote of the day – A. D. Williams

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“Each and every animal on earth has

as much right to be here as you and me.”

– A.D. Williams

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RIP Harambe, 1999 – 2016 [www.telegraph.co.uk]

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Quote of the day – Dr. Seuss

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“Just tell yourself,

Duckie, you’re really quite lucky!”

 

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Joke of the day – Tweeter

“Hi there,

I’m busy on the line now,

I’ll tweet you later.”

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Joke of the day – Real name

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Teacher :   “What is your name?”

New student:  “Spider-man.”

Teacher:  “No, I mean your real name.”

New student:  “Oh, I’m sorry….it’s Peter Parker.”