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Joke of the day – Vet waiting room

Sign at the veterinarian waiting room :

Be back in 5 minutes. SIT! STAY!

 

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Joke of the day – Wrong v Right

Two wrongs don’t make a right,

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but two Wrights made an airplane.

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Quote of the day – James Long

“One reason God created time was so that 

there would be a place to bury the failures of the past.”

– James Long

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Gone Away – Diana Blokzyl

An Angel whispered
take my hand and
come with me
your work here is done.
I went away to a place
where there’s no tears, nor sorrow
only laughter and smiles,
there will always be a Tomorrow.
As I move amongst the clouds.
I’ll look down and smile upon you,
while the angels
sing a heavenly song.
I am not alone
all who went before
are here
they awaited my return.
I know you’ll grieve
and wish I was still here
I am here in the memories
you hold dear.
Remember how much I
love you
and know I took your
love with me.
I did not wish for
you to cry, nor feel sad.
My pain is gone and
I am Free!
Soon you’ll come to me
until then
God will be with you
Just as He’s with me.
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Cat Prayer ฅ(≚ᄌ≚)

Now I lay me down to sleep,

I pray this cushy life to keep.

I pray for toys that look like mice,

And sofa cushions, soft and nice.

I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,

And someone nice to scratch my back,

For windowsills all warm and bright,

For shadows to explore at night.

I pray I’ll always stay real cool

And keep the secret feline rule

To never tell a human that

The world is really ruled by cats!

-Author Unknown

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Joke of the day – CATchup

We must CATchup soon!

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Serenity Prayer – Reinhold Niebuhr

God, grant me

the serenity to accept the things I cannot change;

courage to change the things I can;

and wisdom to know the difference.

Living one day at a time;

Enjoying one moment at a time;

Accepting hardships as the pathway to peace;

Taking, as He did, this sinful world as it is, not as I would have it;

Trusting that He will make all things right if I surrender to His Will;

That I may be reasonably happy in this life

and supremely happy with Him forever in the next.

Amen.
– Reinhold Niebuhr (1892-1971)
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Quote of the day – William Shakespeare

“Excellent wretch! Perdition catch my soul

But I do love thee! and when I love thee not,

Chaos is come again.”

― William Shakespeare, Othello

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Joke of the day – Turtle

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station!

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Joke of the day – Cat service

BUREAUCATS 

[Public Cat Service]