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Joke of the day – Memorial service

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Dog owner:  “Father, my dog is dead. Could ya’ say a mass for the poor creature?”

Father Lawrence: “I’m afraid not.   We cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there’s no tellin’ what they believe. Maybe they’ll do something for your dog.”

Dog owner:   “I’ll go right away Father. Do ya’ think $5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?”

Father Lawrence:  “Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn’t ya tell me the dog was Catholic?

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Joke of the day – Pink cat

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pink cat

What is a pink cat’s favorite car?

 

“A Pink CATillac”

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Joke of the day – Chow down

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Bone appétit!

 

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Quote of the day – Chinese Proverb

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“Be not afraid of going slowly, be afraid only of standing still.”

– Chinese Proverb

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Joke of the day – Vet waiting room

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Sign at the veterinarian waiting room :

Be back in 5 minutes. SIT! STAY!

 

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Joke of the day – Wrong v Right

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Two wrongs don’t make a right,

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but two Wrights made an airplane.

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Quote of the day – James Long

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“One reason God created time was so that 

there would be a place to bury the failures of the past.”

– James Long

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Gone Away – Diana Blokzyl

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http://www.luckysangels.com
An Angel whispered
take my hand and
come with me
your work here is done.
I went away to a place
where there’s no tears, nor sorrow
only laughter and smiles,
there will always be a Tomorrow.
As I move amongst the clouds.
I’ll look down and smile upon you,
while the angels
sing a heavenly song.
I am not alone
all who went before
are here
they awaited my return.
I know you’ll grieve
and wish I was still here
I am here in the memories
you hold dear.
Remember how much I
love you
and know I took your
love with me.
I did not wish for
you to cry, nor feel sad.
My pain is gone and
I am Free!
Soon you’ll come to me
until then
God will be with you
Just as He’s with me.
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Cat Prayer ฅ(≚ᄌ≚)

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Now I lay me down to sleep,

I pray this cushy life to keep.

I pray for toys that look like mice,

And sofa cushions, soft and nice.

I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,

And someone nice to scratch my back,

For windowsills all warm and bright,

For shadows to explore at night.

I pray I’ll always stay real cool

And keep the secret feline rule

To never tell a human that

The world is really ruled by cats!

-Author Unknown

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Joke of the day – CATchup

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We must CATchup soon!

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