“If you want to go fast go alone,
If you want to go far, go together.”
– African Proverb
Author Archives: Newbloggycat
Joke of the day – CATastrophe
Chaos,
panic,
& disorder…
My work here is done!
Joke of the day – Sick leave
Patient: “What’s wrong with me, Doc?”
Doctor: “Well, you eat too much, drink too much, and you’re completely lazy.”
Patient: “Thank you, but would you be kind enough to put that into Latin,
so that I can have a week off from the office.”
“It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words
but rather short, easy words like “What about lunch?”
– Winnie the Pooh
Joke of the day – Idle
I’m not lazy. I’m on energy saving mode.
Quote of the day – Aberjhani
“Dare to love yourself
as if you were a rainbow
with gold at both ends.”
― Aberjhani, Journey through the Power of the Rainbow
Joke of the day – Fish Talk
Quote of the day – Marilyn Monroe
“Keep smiling, because life is a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about.”
― Marilyn Monroe
Joke of the day – Water polo
Quote of the day – Anthony Trollope
“What on earth could be more luxurious than a sofa,
a book, and a cup of coffee?
…Was ever anything so civil?”
― Anthony Trollope
“Hope your Monday is bearable.”
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