What does a monster mom say to her kids at meal time?
“Don’t speak with someone in your mouth!”
Author Archives: Newbloggycat
Halloween (((༼•̫͡•༽))) …
…a day of the year you get to be yourself and no one thinks you’re strange!
“Ghoulishly delightful.”
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“The pawsome hulk!”
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“Spook-tacular i-dog!”
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“Tigger-rific!”
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“BOO-tiful!”
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“Scary-ton”
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Joke of the day – Living space
“If you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much room.”
Quote of the day – African Proverb
“If you want to go fast go alone,
If you want to go far, go together.”
– African Proverb
Joke of the day – CATastrophe
Chaos,
panic,
& disorder…
My work here is done!
Joke of the day – Sick leave
Patient: “What’s wrong with me, Doc?”
Doctor: “Well, you eat too much, drink too much, and you’re completely lazy.”
Patient: “Thank you, but would you be kind enough to put that into Latin,
so that I can have a week off from the office.”
“It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words
but rather short, easy words like “What about lunch?”
– Winnie the Pooh
Joke of the day – Idle
I’m not lazy. I’m on energy saving mode.
Quote of the day – Aberjhani
“Dare to love yourself
as if you were a rainbow
with gold at both ends.”
― Aberjhani, Journey through the Power of the Rainbow
