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Joke of the day – Mother tongue

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They call our language the mother tongue
because the father seldom gets to speak!
Joke of the day – Withdrawal symptoms

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Whenever I go near a bank
I get withdrawal symptoms.

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“You learn something every day if you pay attention.”
– Ray LeBond
Joke of the day – Yawn
Showy ‘Hiwhiskers’ and Yellow Bells – Bloggy Cat
As you know, Hiwhiskers (Hibiscus) is a tropical shrub that produces showy trumpet-shaped flowers in an array of beautiful colours.
So, today I will tell you the meaning of each colour based on the colour ‘phycatlogy’ facts:
White hibiscus
White is the colour of purrrfection and it indicates a fresh beginning. It’s a reminder for humans to start clearing their clutter and obstacles away.
Pink hibiscus
Pink is the colour for relaxation and good health, as in being ‘in the pink’ and having ‘pink rosy cheeks’. It is also the universal colour of love. So, please start loving cats.
Red hibiscus
Red is the colour of vigour and courage. It has high visibility. That’s the reason why humans paint the stop signs and fire equipments red.
Orange hibiscus
Orange is the colour of warmth and happiness. It brings spontaneity, helping humans to look on the bright side of life.
Yellow bells
Yellow is the colour of joy and happiness. This is the purrrrfect shrub for you if you love yellow. Many humans believed it helps sharpen their memory and concentration skills. No wonder I see so many houses in the neighbourhood planting this shrub in their garden.
But here’s the interesting part. Have you ever seen a coconut tree using the yellow bells as a hula skirt? Well, see it for yourself…
Joke of the day – Teacher’s eyes

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Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed?
Because she couldn’t control her pupils.

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“We all have brokenness in our lives. We all have moments of failure and hurt and sorrow. That’s one of the few things that pulls all human beings together.”
– Karen Armstrong
Joke of the day – Two greatest dangers
Two kids are sitting in a high school auditorium, listening to the principal give the welcoming speech for the year.
The principal says, “The two greatest dangers that students face are ignorance and apathy.”
One of the students turns to his friend and asks, “Dude, what’s ignorance and apathy?'”
The other student, bored and restless and wanting for the speech to end says, “I don’t know and I don’t care.”









