“When you are comfortable in your own skin, you can be at peace anywhere.”
– Antsy McClain
Author Archives: Newbloggycat
Funny drawings by Shaye – 06
A purple dandelion…
Joke of the day – Opportunist
Dear Optimist & Pessimist,
While you guys were busy arguing about the glass of water,
I drank it.
~ Opportunist
Joke of the day – Book critic
“I read your new book.” said the snobbish critic to the author.
“Who wrote it for you?”
“Who read it for you?” he replied.
“We all mess up. It’s what we learn from our mistakes that matters.”
– Lauren Myracle
Joke of the day – Cavity
A cavity is an empty space waiting to be filled with dentist bills.
“Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.”
– Martin Luther King, Jr
Joke of the day – Bathtub
A farmer and his son were on a train headed for their first visit to the city when a priest hobbled into their compartment on crutches, with his foot in plaster.
“Slipped in the bathtub,” he explained.
When the priest got out at the next station the son said, “What’s a bathtub, Dad?”
“I dunno son, I’m not a Catholic.”
“What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.”
– Pearl Bailey
Joke of the day – Car sickness
The feeling you get every month when the
payment is due.
New Bloggy Cat [NBC] 