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Joke of the day – The real thing

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Women wear fake eyelashes, fake hair and fake nails, yet they want a real man.

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“Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings.”

– Indian Proverb

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Time off

Just taking some time off…
I’ll be back in a week!
Stay safe and think happy 😉

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RIP Robin Williams

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“Poetry, beauty, romance, love – these are what we stay alive for.”

“You’re only given a little spark of madness. You must not lose it.”

“The only weapon we have is comedy.”

“No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.”

– Robin Williams (1951 – 2014)

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“Press on. Obstacles are seldom the same size tomorrow as they are today.”

– Robert H. Schuller

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Joke of the day – Prodigious

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What’s more amazing than a talking dog is a spelling bee.

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“Hitch your wagon to a star.”

– Ralph Waldo Emerson

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“Be empty of worrying.
Think of who created thought!
Why do you stay in prison
when the door is so wide open?”

– Rumi

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Joke of the day – The accident

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A Buddhist knocked on the vicar’s door with the sad news:

“My carma has just run over your dogma.”