“Chase down your passion like it’s the last bus of the night.”
– Terri Guillenets
Author Archives: Newbloggycat
Joke of the day – Charity
A local charity had never received a donation from the town’s banker, so the director made a phone call.
“Our records show you make $500,000 a year, yet you haven’t given a penny to charity,” the director began. “Wouldn’t you like to help the community?”
The banker replied, “Did your research show that my mother is ill, with extremely expensive medical bills?”
“Um, no,” mumbled the director.
“Or that my brother is blind and unemployed? Or that my sister’s husband died, leaving her broke with four kids?”
“I … I … I had no idea.”
“So,” said the banker, “if I don’t give them any money, why would I give any to you?”
“The meaning of life is just to be alive. It is so plain and so obvious and so simple. And yet, everybody rushes around in a great panic as if it were necessary to achieve something beyond themselves.”
– Alan Watts
Happiness is …
… siesta time!
Joke of the day – The real thing
Women wear fake eyelashes, fake hair and fake nails, yet they want a real man.
“Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings.”
– Indian Proverb
Time off
Just taking some time off…
I’ll be back in a week!
Stay safe and think happy 😉
RIP Robin Williams
“Poetry, beauty, romance, love – these are what we stay alive for.”
“You’re only given a little spark of madness. You must not lose it.”
“The only weapon we have is comedy.”
“No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.”
– Robin Williams (1951 – 2014)
“Press on. Obstacles are seldom the same size tomorrow as they are today.”
– Robert H. Schuller
Joke of the day – Prodigious
What’s more amazing than a talking dog is a spelling bee.
