A farmer and his son were on a train headed for their first visit to the city when a priest hobbled into their compartment on crutches, with his foot in plaster.
“Slipped in the bathtub,” he explained.
When the priest got out at the next station the son said, “What’s a bathtub, Dad?”
“I dunno son, I’m not a Catholic.”
“What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.”
– Pearl Bailey
The feeling you get every month when the
payment is due.
Beautiful quote of peace and unity 🙂
Photo Credit: Amma Facebook Page, March 30, 2014
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The most effective way to turn people’s heads is to go to church late.
A patient walked into a doctor’s office and was told he needed an operation.
He asked, “What’s the operation for?”
The doctor said, “Five thousand dollars.”
The patient said, “No, I meant, what’s the reason?”
The doctor said, “I told you – five thousand dollars!”
“I offer you peace.
I offer you love.
I offer you friendship.
I see your beauty.
I hear your need.
I feel your feelings.
My wisdom flows from the highest Source.
I salute that Source in you.
Let us work together for unity and peace.”
― Mahatma Gandhi
Rookie: How did you become such a successful door-to-door salesman?
Salesman: It’s all because of the first five words I utter when a woman opens the door. “Miss, is your mother in?”
Is it possible to stretch music so that it will last a little longer?
Yes, if you have a rubber band.
Very true and inspiring words! This is very poignant to us right now after two plane tragedies and the loss of so many innocent lives.
