Don’t be surprised if your next income tax form is simplified to contain only 4 lines:
1. What was your income last year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much do you have left?
4. Send it in.
Author Archives: Newbloggycat
Quote of the day – Paulo Coelho
“Don’t waste your time with explanations: people only hear what they want to hear.”
– Paulo Coelho
Quote of the day – Bruce Barton
“If you can give your son or daughter only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.”
– Bruce Barton
Joke of the day – Bestseller
If you think no evil, see no evil and hear no evil, chances are you’ll never write a bestselling novel.
Joke of the day – Junk
Junk is something you keep ten years and then throw away two weeks before you need it.
Happiness is …
… let’s tango!
Joke of the day – Confession
Lady: Pastor, I must confess that I just can’t resist the temptation to sit in front of my mirror two to three hours every day admiring my beauty. I think I need to confess this sin of pride.
Pastor (after looking at the lady): Well, it’s not the sin of pride you need to confess. It is the sin of imagination.
Quote of the day – Lao Tzu
“Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don’t resist them; that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like.”
– Lao Tzu
Joke of the day – Army
1st Soldier: What did you do in the Army?
2nd Soldier: I was an eye doctor. My job was to cut the eyes out of potatoes.
Happiness is …
… a wink.
New Bloggy Cat [NBC] 