“Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don’t resist them; that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like.”
– Lao Tzu
Author Archives: Newbloggycat
Joke of the day – Army
1st Soldier: What did you do in the Army?
2nd Soldier: I was an eye doctor. My job was to cut the eyes out of potatoes.
Happiness is …
… a wink.
Joke of the day – Engagement ring
Lucy: Well, what happened when you showed the girls in the office your new engagement ring? Did they admire it?
Mimi: Better than that, four of them recognized it.
Joke of the day – False teeth
Speaker: This is terrible! I’m the speaker at this banquet and I forgot my false teeth!
Man: I happen to have an extra pair; try these.
Speaker: Too small!
Man: Well, try this pair.
Speaker: Too big!
Man: I have one pair left.
Speaker: These fit just fine. It sure is lucky to sit next to a dentist!
Man: I’m not the dentist. I’m an undertaker.
Quote of the day – Les Miserables
“And remember, as it was written, to love another person is to see the face of God.”
— Les Miserables
Joke of the day – Beauty
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder!
Quote of the day – Earl Gray Stevens
“Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions.”
― Earl Gray Stevens
Happiness is …
… feeling snug in a mug.
Joke of the day – Unicorns
Unicorns are real! They’re just fat and grey and we call them rhinos.
