… King and Queen for a day.
Happiness is …
… King and Queen for a day.
Author Archives: Newbloggycat
Joke of the day – Dinner
A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night. When it came time to pay, the skunk didn’t have a scent, the deer didn’t have a buck so they put the meal on the duck’s bill.
Quote of the day – Tim Cahill
“A journey is best measured in friends, not in miles.”
– Tim Cahill
Joke of the day – Barnyard artist
Which barnyard animal is a famous painter?
Vincent van Goat! or Pablo Pigcaso!
Happiness is …
… a fine pair of hands.
Quote of the day – Stephen Covey
“Doing the right thing for the right reason in the right way is the key to quality of life.”
– Stephen Covey
Joke of the day – Medical checkup
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an old crone, entered the doctor’s office. “We have come for an examination,” said the young girl.
“Alright,” said the doctor. “Go behind that curtain and take your clothes off.”
“No, not me,” said the girl. “It’s my old aunt here.”
“Very well… Madam, put your tongue out.”
Happiness is …
… “Aloha”
Quote of the day – Kerry Washington
“I don’t have to be perfect. All I have to do is show up and enjoy the messy, imperfect, and beautiful journey of my life. It’s a trip more wonderful than I could have imagined.”
— Kerry Washington
Joke of the day – Parachute
Instructor: Pull this cord and your parachute will open.
Student: What if my parachute does not open?
Instructor: That, my friend, is known as jumping to a conclusion!
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