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Quote of the day – Kerry Washington
“I don’t have to be perfect. All I have to do is show up and enjoy the messy, imperfect, and beautiful journey of my life. It’s a trip more wonderful than I could have imagined.”
— Kerry Washington
Joke of the day – Parachute
Instructor: Pull this cord and your parachute will open.
Student: What if my parachute does not open?
Instructor: That, my friend, is known as jumping to a conclusion!
Quote of the day – Antoine de Saint-Exupery
“A goal without a plan is just a wish.” – Antoine de Saint-Exupery
Joke of the day – Stay in shape
“I’m in shape. Round is a shape isn’t it?“
Joke of the day – Application form
“Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says “If an emergency, notify:” I put “DOCTOR”. What’s my mother going to do?”
Happiness is …
… puppies on a string.
Quote of the day – Albert Einstein
“Creativity is intelligence having fun.”
– Albert Einstein
Joke of the day – Perfect timing
Perfect timing is the ability to turn off the ‘hot’ and ‘cold’ shower faucets at the same time.
Joke of the day – Laughing stock
Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
― Steven Wright.
