“A goal without a plan is just a wish.” – Antoine de Saint-Exupery
Author Archives: Newbloggycat
Joke of the day – Stay in shape
“I’m in shape. Round is a shape isn’t it?“
Joke of the day – Application form
“Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says “If an emergency, notify:” I put “DOCTOR”. What’s my mother going to do?”
Happiness is …
… puppies on a string.
Quote of the day – Albert Einstein
“Creativity is intelligence having fun.”
– Albert Einstein
Joke of the day – Perfect timing
Perfect timing is the ability to turn off the ‘hot’ and ‘cold’ shower faucets at the same time.
Joke of the day – Laughing stock
Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
― Steven Wright.
Quote of the day – Lao Tzu
“Freedom from desire leads to inner peace.”
– Lao Tzu
Quote of the day – Anne Frank
“People can tell you to keep your mouth shut, but that doesn’t stop you from having your own opinion.”
– Anne Frank
Joke of the day – The snail
A snail entered a police station and told an officer, “I just got mugged by two turtles. They beat me up and took all my money!”
The officer replied, “Why that’s terrible. Did you get a good look at them?”
“No sir, it all happened so fast!”
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