“Life is short, wear your party pants!”
– Loretta LaRoche
Author Archives: Newbloggycat
Quote of the day – Charles Swindoll
“If you’re running a 26-mile marathon, remember that every mile is run one step at a time. If you are writing a book, do it one page at a time. If you’re trying to master a new language, try it one word at a time. There are 365 days in the average year. Divide any project by 365 and you’ll find that no job is all that intimidating.”
– Charles Swindoll
Joke of the day – Museum
“And this over here” croaked the 90 year old museum tour guide, “is a fossil 4 million and 69 years old, on it’s left you can see another fossil that’s 2 million and 69 years old.”
“Wow! That’s really fascinating,” said a fellow in the audience, “how can you age it so accurately to the year?”
“Well that’s simple” answered the old chap, “It was two million years old when I started working here 69 years ago.”
Happiness is …
… looking chic like Nikki Minaj.
Quote of the day – Bishop TD Jakes
“The world is a university and everyone in it is a teacher. Make sure when you wake up in the morning you go to school.”
– Bishop TD Jakes
Quote of the day – Pearl S. Buck
“I love people. I love my family, my children… but inside myself is a place where I live all alone and that’s where you renew your springs that never dry up.”
-Pearl S. Buck
Quote of the day – Ceanne DeRohan
Believe in yourself and rock on!
“I forgive myself for having believed for so long that I was never good enough to have, get and be what I wanted.”
-Ceanne DeRohan
Joke of the day – Taxidermist
Mrs Smith: What does your husband do for a hobby?
Mrs Jones: He’s a do-it-yourself taxidermist.
Mrs Smith: A do-it-yourself taxidermist?
Mrs Jones: Yes, every night at dinner he stuffs himself.
Happiness is …
… dip and sip!
Joke of the day – Best medicine
People say that laughter is the best medicine…my face must be curing the world!
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