“When I look at a person, I see a person – not a rank, not a class, not a title.”
– Criss Jami
Author Archives: Newbloggycat
Joke of the day – Board Meeting
At the board meeting: “All those in favour say ‘Aye’. All those against, resign.”
Joke of the day – Fish dish
“You are not eating your fish,” said the waiter, “what’s wrong with it?”
“Long time no sea,” said the diner.
Quote of the day – Shel Silverstein
“Talked my head off; Worked my tail off; Cried my eyes out; Walked my feet off; Sang my heart out. So you see, there’s really not much left of me.”
– Shel Silverstein
Joke of the day – I am
Teacher: Tim, say a sentence beginning with “I”.
Tim: I is …
Teacher: No, Tim. You must say, “I am.”
Tim: All right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
Happiness is …
… a heart-shape lollipop!
Joke of the day – Taxi driver
Taxi driver: A person who earns a living by driving customers away.
Joke of the day – Chef
Chef: A person with a big enough vocabulary to give the soup a different name every day.
Quote of the day – Neale Donald Walsch
“Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.”
– Neale Donald Walsch
Joke of the day – Hummingbirds
Hummingbirds are just regular birds that don’t know the words.
New Bloggy Cat [NBC] 