… a ‘paw’fect split!
Happiness is …
… a ‘paw’fect split!
Author Archives: Newbloggycat
Jokes of the day – Watch dog
We have a fine watch dog. So far he has watched somebody steal our car, watched the garage burn down and watched a bloke pinch the lawn mover.
Quote of the day – C.E. Jerningham
“To be happy, you must be your own sunshine.”
– C.E. Jerningham
Quote of the day – Criss Jami
“When I look at a person, I see a person – not a rank, not a class, not a title.”
– Criss Jami
Joke of the day – Board Meeting
At the board meeting: “All those in favour say ‘Aye’. All those against, resign.”
Joke of the day – Fish dish
“You are not eating your fish,” said the waiter, “what’s wrong with it?”
“Long time no sea,” said the diner.
Quote of the day – Shel Silverstein
“Talked my head off; Worked my tail off; Cried my eyes out; Walked my feet off; Sang my heart out. So you see, there’s really not much left of me.”
– Shel Silverstein
Joke of the day – I am
Teacher: Tim, say a sentence beginning with “I”.
Tim: I is …
Teacher: No, Tim. You must say, “I am.”
Tim: All right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
Happiness is …
… a heart-shape lollipop!
Joke of the day – Taxi driver
Taxi driver: A person who earns a living by driving customers away.
