“The purpose of life is a life of purpose.”
– Robert Byrne
Author Archives: Newbloggycat
Happiness is …
…a nice family portrait!
Jokes of the day – Bulldog
The mother was furious. “Sam!” – she yelled. “Why are you making such awful faces at your bulldog?”
“Well, Mom, he started it!”
Quote of the day – Plato
“In order to seek one’s own direction, one must simplify the mechanics of ordinary, everyday life.”
– Plato
Jokes of the day – Relatives
Wife – You hate my relatives!
Husband – No, I don’t! In fact, I like your mother-in-law more than I like mine.
Quote of the day – Bob Marley
“Don’t gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold.”
― Bob Marley
Joke of the day – One kiss per yard
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, the pretty girl said, “I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?” “Only one kiss per yard,” replied the male clerk with a smirk. “That’s fine,” said the girl. “I’ll take ten yards.” With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, then teasingly held it out.
The girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old geezer standing beside her, and smiled, “Grandpa will pay the bill.”
Quote of the day – Oscar Wilde
“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”
― Oscar Wilde
Joke of the day – Pick three hymns
One Sunday a pastor asked his congregation to consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns.
After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had contributed a $1,000 bill. He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation, and said he’d like to personally thank the person who had placed the money in the plate.
A very quiet, elderly, saintly widow shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front. Slowly she made her way to the pastor. He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and asked her to pick out three hymns.
Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the three most handsome men in the building and said, “I’ll take him, him, and him.”
Quote of the day – James Baldwin
“Not everything that is faced can be changed. But nothing can be changed until it is faced.”
– James Baldwin
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