“What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.”
– Aristotle
Author Archives: Newbloggycat
Quote of the day – Bob Proctor
“If you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much room.”
– Bob Proctor
Joke of the day – Lesson on whales
A teacher asked her class what they knew about whales. One little girl spoke up and said that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
The teacher smiled and said she didn’t think that was very likely, because even though whales can be big, their throats are not big enough to swallow a man. But the little girl was adamant, and maintained that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
The teacher was getting impatient, and reiterated that this was physically unlikely. But the girl was unmoved, and said that when she got to heaven, she would ask Jonah.
“But what if Jonah went to hell?” the teacher asked.
The girl replied, “Then you ask him.”
Quote of the day – Robert Byrne
“The purpose of life is a life of purpose.”
– Robert Byrne
Happiness is …
…a nice family portrait!
Jokes of the day – Bulldog
The mother was furious. “Sam!” – she yelled. “Why are you making such awful faces at your bulldog?”
“Well, Mom, he started it!”
Quote of the day – Plato
“In order to seek one’s own direction, one must simplify the mechanics of ordinary, everyday life.”
– Plato
Jokes of the day – Relatives
Wife – You hate my relatives!
Husband – No, I don’t! In fact, I like your mother-in-law more than I like mine.
Quote of the day – Bob Marley
“Don’t gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold.”
― Bob Marley
Joke of the day – One kiss per yard
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, the pretty girl said, “I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?” “Only one kiss per yard,” replied the male clerk with a smirk. “That’s fine,” said the girl. “I’ll take ten yards.” With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, then teasingly held it out.
The girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old geezer standing beside her, and smiled, “Grandpa will pay the bill.”
