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Joke of the day – Mislead

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Don’t be mislead by anyone who presses you too hard.
You don’t want to end up pointless!

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Joke of the day – TOADay’s funny

Frogs are always hoppy because they eat whatever bugs them.

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I toadally agree!

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Joke of the day – Eggstatic

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My poach told me that playing football is an eggcellent eggsxercise.
I guess he’s right, I’m all hard-boiled now.

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Joke of the day – Misdiagnosed

A nurse burst into  the doctor’s office:
Nurse :  “Doctor, the patient you just gave a clean bill of health dropped dead outside the door.   What should I do?” 
Doctor: “Quick!  Turn him the other way so he’ll look like he was just coming in.”

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Joke of the day – Pour life

Experience comes from making pour decisions!

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Joke of the day – Poly…

Polygon – An empty parrot cage.

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Polycation – The cat is in the cage and parrots are in charge.

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Joke of the day – CATsino

I can’t deal with this anymore…

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Joke of the day – Purrfect loaf

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♪♪ I found a loaf for me
Darling just dive right in
And follow my knead
Well I found my loaf beautiful and sweet
I never knew you were the someone waiting for me
‘Cause we were just yeast when we fell in loaf…♪(o´▽`o)ノ

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