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Joke of the day – Egghast

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An egg sitting all alone on a curb
“Hello, eggscuse me”
But it eggnored me.
Maybe it was terri-fried
or too egghausted
I guess I will never get 
an eggsplanation!
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Quote of the day – Sandy Dahl

Remembering 9/11 on the 18th Anniversary. (β‰šα„Œβ‰š)

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β€œIf we learn nothing else from this tragedy, we learn that life is short and there is no time for hate.”
β€”Sandy Dahl, Β wife of Flight 93 pilot Jason Dahl, in Shanksville, Pa., in 2002

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Joke of the day – Let’s talk trash

“She dumped me and I feel like trash.”

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Quote of the day – Santosh Kalwar

β€œNothing shakes the smiling heart.”
― Santosh Kalwar

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Joke of the day – Oh snap!

“Don’t move, or owl shoot!”

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Quote of the day – Jim Watkins

 

β€œA river cuts through rock,
not because of its power,
but because of its persistence.”
β€” Jim Watkins

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Joke of the day – Aplomb

“I know what I want and I’m going to get it.”
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Quote of the day – Aziz Gattoufi

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“Surf the problems
Ride the challenges
Face your demons
Evaporate yourself to the clouds
Rain, storm and a beautiful rainbow
Dive into love
Find peace within
Angels are calling”
Aziz Gattoufi
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Joke of the day – Bemused

“I’m CORNfused!”