I dreamt I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow.
When I woke up, my pillow was gone.
Quote of the day – Haruki Murakami
βEvery one of us is losing something precious to us.
Lost opportunities, lost possibilities,
feelings we can never get back again.
Thatβs part of what it means to be alive.βΒ
β Haruki Murakami, Kafka on the Shore
Joke of the day – Fowl
Joke of the day – Lavatory
Doctor, doctor, I think I’m a lavatory.
Hmmm….you do look a bit flushed!
Happy Chinese Mew Year(^=ΛαΊΛ)
The Year of the Rooster is dawning, and Β NBC wishes you and your loved ones Β much love, joy, peace and wealth ofΒ health with a good dose ofΒ laughter.
RΒ – Β Reach
OΒ – Β Out to
OΒ – Β Others
S – Β Smile
T Β – Β Tell a Good Joke
E Β – Β Eat Mindfully
R Β – Β Rest and Relax
Joke of the day – Why did the dog cross the road?
Me: Β “Oh dear! What is the dog doing in the middle ofΒ the road?
Thank goodness theΒ car did not hit him.
Shaye: Β “Oh, Mom! Β The dog is playing Crossy Road.
Quote of the day -Fairy Godmother
βEven miracles take a little time.β
β Fairy Godmother, Cinderella
Funny drawings by Shaye – 20
RarityΒ
[from My Little Pony Equestria Girls]
Joke of the day -Cowbell
Why do cows wear bells?Β
Because their horns donβt work!
Joke of the day – Layoff
I canβt believe I got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.
