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Joke of the day – Tough times

 

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Tough times are slowly crawling in,

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even the snail is happy with leftoverΒ dog food!

 

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Happiness is …

… a slice of pizza!

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Joke of the day -Bucket

Doctor, doctor, I feel like a bucket.

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http://www.dumpaday.com

Hmmm…you look a little pale.

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Joke of the day – Light Appetizer

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What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?

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It barked with de-light!

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Quote of the day – Zig Ziglar

β€œF-E-A-R has two meanings:

Forget Everything And Run’ or

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Face Everything And Rise.’

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The choice is yours.”

― Zig Ziglar

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My 4 wishes – NBC (^δΊΊ^)

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Hello everyone,

It’s my 4th birthday today! Once again, thank you 4 sticking around. Β I am 4ver grateful. And here’s myΒ 4 wishes/thoughts 4Β you:

Wish #1 : Β Follow your dream. But first you need to wake up from your deep sleep.Β 

Wish #2: Β Open your mind to new thoughts. Β Grow, expand and think outside the box.

Wish #3: Β Unleash the fabulous you. Β Show off your talent. Β Stop hiding it.

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Wish #4: Β Read labels. Β Time to take responsibilityΒ for what you’re putting in your body. Eat smart and be healthy.

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Peace & blessings,

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Joke of the day – Motel

Motel Manager: “The room is $25 a night. It’s $10 if you make your own bed.”
Guest: “I’ll make my own bed.”
Motel Manager: “Good. I’ll get you some nails and wood.”Β 

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Quote of the day – Bill Watterson

β€œYou know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.”

― Bill Watterson

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Say what?

…it’s PUGsident Trump!

Sigh… a cat would be theΒ purrrfectΒ President!