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Happy Lunar New Year!

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Smiley from Millan.Net

This Chinese New Year, it is the year of the Monkey and many will be giving wishes for luck, prosperity  and good fortune during this festive season.  But NBC’s simple wishes for this Lunar New Year are:

M –  Make peace & express affection;

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O –  Offer a helping hand;

N –  Never give up;

K –  Keep smiling;

E –  Eat more bananas;

Y –  You’re special!  Never forget that.

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Quote of the day – Mother Teresa

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If you are humble nothing will touch you,

neither praise

nor disgrace,

because you know what you are.

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-Mother Teresa

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Quote of the day – Tomo Milicevic

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“We‘re here to mop up the mess that was left behind.”

– Tomo Milicevic 

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Joke of the day – First job

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My first job was working in an orange juice factory,

 but I got canned – couldn’t concentrate.

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Quote of the day – Otto von Bismarck

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“Laws are like sausages,

it is better not to see them being made.”

 

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– Otto von Bismarck

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Joke of the day – Light in tunnel

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The light at the end of the tunnel ….

is a train!

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Quote of the day – Paul Lynde

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“Sandwiches are wonderful. You don’t need a spoon or a plate!”

– Paul Lynde

 

 

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Quote of the day – Corruption

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“Corruption is authority …

plus monopoly

minus transparency.”

 

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Joke of the day – Baker

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Good bakers will rise to the occasion, it’s the yeast they can do.

funny dog baking

 

funny darshund baking

cat baking

[Photos from http://www.pinterest.com]

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