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Joke of the day – Let’s bake

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because I knead the dough.

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Quote of the day – Charles Schulz

β€œLife is like an ice cream cone,

you have to lick it one day at a time. ”

– Charles Schulz

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Joke of the day – Meaning of life

Toddler: Β “What do you think the meaning of life is?”

Cat: Β “Well, I think it’s eating …

… and sleeping!”

Toddler: Β “Yup, that’s what I thought.”

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Valentine Zoo – Karl Fuchs

I’m an animal lover, I’m happy to say.

And I love them and pet them most every day.

So for you, Valentine, I thank heaven above,

Because you’re like the creatures I love,
You’re cuddly and cute as a warm, playful kitten.

With your animal nature, my love, I am smitten.

You walk like a lioness stalking the plain,

With your dangerous eyes and your beautiful mane.

It’s such a pleasure to pet you, as you sigh and you purr,
I run my hand over you, like stroking your fur.

I’m a strong Alpha wolf, with you at my side,
Sharing love, food and shelter, and feelings of pride.

These feelings of animal love we can share,

As I find different ways to show that I care.

So won’t you please be my own private zoo?
My Valentine, I love to play with you.

By Karl Fuchs

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“But I do love horses. Β They are such an expression of joy.”

– Diane Lane

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Joke of the day – Skunk

 

Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?

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Of course, they’re very scent-imental!

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“Cats and monkeys –

 

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Happy Lunar New Year!

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This Chinese New Year, it is the year of the Monkey and many will be givingΒ wishes for luck, prosperity Β and good fortune during this festive season. Β But NBC’sΒ simpleΒ wishesΒ for this LunarΒ New Year are:

M – Β Make peace & express affection;

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O – Β Offer a helping hand;

N – Β Never give up;

K – Β Keep smiling;

E – Β Eat more bananas;

Y – Β You’re special! Β Never forget that.

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Quote of the day – Mother Teresa

If you are humble nothing will touch you,

neither praise

nor disgrace,

because you know what you are.

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-Mother Teresa

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Quote of the day – Tomo Milicevic

“We‘re here to mop up the mess that wasΒ left behind.”

– Tomo MilicevicΒ 

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