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Joke of the day – Living space

“If you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much room.”

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Quote of the day – African Proverb

Running around

“If you want to go fast go alone,

If you want to go far, go together.”

African Proverb

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Joke of the day – CATastrophe

Chaos,

panic,

& disorder…

My work here is done!

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Joke of the day – Sick leave

Patient: “What’s wrong with me, Doc?”

Doctor: “Well, you eat too much, drink too much, and you’re completely lazy.”

Patient: “Thank you, but would you be kind enough to put that into Latin,
so that I can have a week off from the office.”

happy monday

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“It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words
but rather short, easy words like β€œWhat about lunch?”

– Winnie the Pooh

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Joke of the day – Idle

I’m not lazy. I’m on energy saving mode.

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Quote of the day – Aberjhani

β€œDare to love yourself
as if you were a rainbow
with gold at both ends.”

― Aberjhani, Journey through the Power of the Rainbow

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Joke of the day – Fish Talk

How do you communicate with a fish?

You drop it a line.

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Quote of the day – Marilyn Monroe

β€œKeep smiling, because life is a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about.”

― Marilyn Monroe

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Joke of the day – Water polo

I tried water polo but my horse drowned.

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