Here’s a simple reason why drinking milk before bedtime is bad for you.
“You drink milk.”
“You toss and turn in our sleep, the milk is turned to butter,
the butter turns to fat,
fat turns to alchohol,
and you wake up with a hangover!
Joke of the day – Surgeon
REMEMBER:
Never argue with surgeons.
They have inside information.
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“I like people who have a sense of individuality.
I love expression and anything awkward and imperfect,
because that’s natural and that’s real.”
– Marc Jacobs
Joke of the day – Melon
What would you get if you crossed a cat with a melon?
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A cat-aloupe!
“I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like;
and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring
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“There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.”
― Mindy Kaling
Joke of the day – Birds
Birds are getting pretty p◉◉pular at self portraits!
“Your mind takes its shape gradually from what you routinely rest your mind upon.”
– Rick Hanson
Joke of the day – Favorite Song
What song do cats adore?
♪┏(・o･)┛♪ Felines….nothing left but felines….♪┗ (･o･ ) ┓♪
“Life doesn’t have to be perfect to be wonderful.”
― Annette Funicello
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