In fond memory of Monster who said goodbye to us on 02/10/14.
It doesn’t make any difference
their color or size
most dogs are very wise;
They know their limits
how to please
sometimes in fun
they really tease;
They join our lives
fill our hearts
we never ever
want to part;
Their lives are too short
for the joy they give
why do they leave
and we get to live?
– Patricia Walter
The body is an interesting phenomenon. Often a pat on the back…
…will result in a SWOLLEN head.
“It takes real planning to organize this kind of chaos.”
– Mel Odom
“Look at my purrrretty gown.”
(Photo credit: http://www.pleated-jean.com)
“I was just looking for my other tennis ball.”
(Photo credit: http://www.giftsdirect.com)
“It wasn’t me. The pillow exploded.”
http://www.pinterest.com
“It’s about time they change the wallpaper.”
(Photo credit: http://www.emgn.com)
“See what claustrophobia made me do!”
(Photo credit: http://www.awesomelycute.com)
“Hey dude, you have a problem with this?”
(Photo credit: http://www.officialhuskylovers.com)
(Photo credit: http://www.lajollamom.com)
Bob: “My wife doesn’t understand me.”
Tom: “In what way?”
Bob: “Well, the other day I was sitting in my bath when she walked straight in and with one swipe she sank my rubber duckie.”
May your coffee be STRONG and your Monday be short!
Anyone for some ameowzing coffee?
Smile if you love coffee too!
Tim got off a train very green in the face. A friend met him and asked him what was wrong.
Tim: “Train sickness. I always get deathly sick when I travel backwards on the train.”
Friend: “Why didn’t you ask the person sitting opposite to change seats with you?”
Tim: “I thought of that but there wasn’t anybody there!”
“Candor is a compliment; it implies equality. It’s how true friends talk.”
– Peggy Noonan
“What kind of doggie are you?” (http://pinterest.com)
“Maori greeting” (http://anilol.com)
“Let’s be honest, do I stink or what?” (http://justcuteanimals.com)
“Bear with me, buddy.” (http://jokeroo.com)
“Great minds think alike.” (http://smash.com)
…have a
“Pawsome high-5” (http://www.pinterest.com)
“Purrrfect high-5” (http://www.manhunters-cat.com)
“Pandastic high-5”
(http://www.pinterest.com)
“Tree-rific high 5”
(http://pinterest.com)
“Roaring high-5”
(http://www.pinterest.com)
“High-5, everyone!” Ciao!
(http://boredomfiles.com)
A psychologist is a man you pay to ask questions your wife ask you for free.
“Nah, I ain’t moving, bro.”
– Rosa Parks, 1955
