“Last night I wrote a letter to myself. But I forgot to sign it and now I don’t know who it’s from.”
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βBehind every trial and sorrow that He makes us shoulder, God has a reason.β
β Khaled Hosseini
Joke of the day – Fastidious
Don: “You’re so fastidious!”
Ray: “You mean I’m discriminating?”
Don: “No, I mean you’re fast and hideous.
Shaye’s Art Corner
Crocodile playing the piano….
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“Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius.”
– Josh Billings
Joke of the day – Parrot training
Mother: “Billy, are you teaching the parrot to swear?”
Billy: “No, mom. I’m just telling him what not to say.”
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“Teach us, O Lord, the disciplines of patience, for to wait is often harder than to work.”
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βIf more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.β
β J.R.R. Tolkien
Joke of the day – Belch
Beth: “What does the Queen do when she burps?”
Susie: “She issues a royal pardon.”
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“My life has a superb cast, but I cannot figure out the plot.”
– Ashleigh Brilliant
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