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Joke of the day – My bed

I’m great in bed!
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Joke of the day – Discarded

“I was bedter.
Nothing mattress anymore.”
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Quote of the day – Swedish Proverb

“The pillow is the best advisor”

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Joke of the day – Motel

Motel Manager: “The room is $25 a night. It’s $10 if you make your own bed.”
Guest: “I’ll make my own bed.”
Motel Manager: “Good. I’ll get you some nails and wood.” 

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“It’s all messy: The hair. The bed. The words. The heart. Life…”

– William Leal

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Happiness is …

…sand as soft as my bed (✿◠‿◠)

Taken on 7-7-12. ≧◔◡◔≦

Taken on 7-7-12. ≧◔◡◔≦

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Joke of the day – Married women vs single women

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How come married women are heavier than single women?

A single woman goes home, sees what’s in the fridge and goes to bed.
A married woman sees what’s in bed and goes to the fridge.