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Joke of the day – Kittens

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What do you call a pile of kittens?
A meowntain!

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“Be congruent, be authentic, be your true self.”

– Mahatma Gandhi

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Happiness is …

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… a yummy swirly lollipop!

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Joke of the day – Cat in a bag

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Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.

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Joke of the day – Cat Presidents

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How many cats have been elected President of the United States?

Thomeows Jefferson
Grow-fur Cleveland
James Meowonroe
Hairy S. Truman
Jimmy Catter
Dwight D. Eisenmeower
And, of course – James A. Garfield!

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Quote of the day – Robert A. Heinlein

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“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”

― Robert A. Heinlein

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There is no psychiatrist …

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…in the world like a puppy licking your face.” – Ben Williams

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Joke of the day – The lucky saucer

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A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store and he does a double take.

He knows that the saucer is extremely old and very valuable, so he walks casually into the store and offers to buy the cat for two dollars.

The store owner replies, “I’m sorry, but the cat isn’t for sale.

The collector says, “Please, I need a hungry cat around the house to catch mice. I’ll pay you twenty dollars for that cat.” And the owner says “Sold,” and hands over the cat.

The collector continues, “Hey, for the twenty bucks I wonder if you could throw in that old saucer. The cat’s used to it and it’ll save me from having to get a dish.”

To which the owner says, “Sorry buddy, but that’s my lucky saucer. So far this week I’ve sold sixty-eight cats.”

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Women & Cats

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Isn’t it unfair that women love cats? Cats are independent, they don’t listen, they don’t come when you call, they like to stay out at night and when they’re home, they like to be left alone to sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat. – Terry Sangster