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Joke of the day – God is an artist

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A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question,
“Boys and girls, what do we know about God?
A hand shot up in the air. “He is an artist!” said the kindergarten boy.
“Really? How do you know?” the teacher asked.
“You know – Our Father, who does art in Heaven… “

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Funny drawings by Shaye – 10

My funny bald dad….up close and in PURPLE! (Special edition)

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Yellow Star Waves

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“If we tend to the things that are important in life, if we are right with those we love, and behave in line with our faith, our lives will not be cursed with the aching throb of unfulfilled business. Our words will always be sincere, our embraces will be tight. We will never wallow in the agony of ‘I could have, I should have’. We can sleep in a storm. And when it’s time, our goodbyes will be complete.”

― Mitch Albom

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Funny drawings by Shaye – 09

Stacked Presents

My funny-looking dad after Christmas shopping!

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Merry Christmas

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Joke of the day – HELP! …

… I’ve been framed!

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Huge Facebook Chat Laughing

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Funny drawings by Shaye – 08

Dibo the Gift Dragon

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Dragon Chase

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Joke of the day – Gift exchange

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My friend reviewed her young son’s fill-in-the-blank homework.

One line: “At Christmas, we exchange gifts with _________.”

His response: “Receipts.”

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Bon appétit …

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….in different languages:

Chinese (Cantonse) : 食飯 (sihk faahn) – eat

Chinese (Mandarin) : 慢慢吃! (mànmàn chī!) – eat slowly

Danish : Velbekomme!

Dutch : Smakelijk!

Fijian : Da kana!

German : Guten Appetit!

Japanese : いただきます (itadakimasu) – said before a meal

ご馳走さまでした (gochisōsama deshita)– said after a meal

Italian : Buon appetito!

Korean: 잘 먹겠습니다 (jal meokkesseumnida) – before a meal

잘 먹었습니다 (jal meogeosseumnida) – after a meal

Norwegian : Vær så god! Vel bekomme!

Polish : Smacznego!

Portugese : Bom Apetite!

Swedish : Smaklig måltid!

Tagalog : Tayo’y magsikain (formal)
Kainan na! (informal) – Let’s eat!

Turkish : Afiyet olsun!

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Enjoy!

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Happiness is …

…super cute imaginary friends.

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