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Tag Archives: clean jokes
Joke of the day – More than meat
Joke of the day – Seal
That’s the sealiest thing I’ve ever heard!
Joke of the day -Fishy
Mrs Smeelie: “Did you wash the fish before you cooked it?”
Mr Smeelie: “What’s the point of washing something that’s spent all its life in water?”
Joke of the day – Pony
Joke of the day – Turkey lurky
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?
A turkey that can pluck itself!
Joke of the day – Tough times
Tough times are slowly crawling in,
even the snail is happy with leftover dog food!
Joke of the day -Bucket
Joke of the day – Light Appetizer
What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
It barked with de-light!
Joke of the day – Motel
Motel Manager: “The room is $25 a night. It’s $10 if you make your own bed.”
Guest: “I’ll make my own bed.”
Motel Manager: “Good. I’ll get you some nails and wood.”
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