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Quote of the day – NBC

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“This is my β€˜ukiyo’ lifestyle.”
[Ukiyo ~ “The Floating World”.
Living in the moment detached
from the bothers of life]
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Joke of the day – Hairitage

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β€œI ain’t old.
I’m a hairloom in the making.”
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Joke of the day – GILLty fish

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β€œIs that a gill-ty fish or somefin else?”
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Joke of the day – Cucumber

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“Hey you, cute-cumber.
I think you’re a pretty big dill.”

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Joke of the day – Retired

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“I’m re-TIRED!
I was tired yesterday.
I’m tired again today.
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Joke of the day – I’m up hair!

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“I’ve had it up to hair.”
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Joke of the day – Shell we?

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Shell we dance?
Just eggnore him.
No time for eggsplanation.
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Joke of the day – Beagle

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Bob: β€œI used to think I was a beagle. But the psychiatrist cured me.”
Jim: β€œSo…how are you now?”
Bob: β€œI’m good. Just feel my nose.”
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Joke of the day – Space

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β€œDon’t mind me.
I just need more space.”
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Joke of the day – Film

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Doctor, doctor, I’ve just swallowed a roll of film.
Don’t worry, nothing serious will develop.
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