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Joke of the day – โ€˜Shelfishโ€˜

โ€œIโ€™ve no shelf control.โ€
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Quote of the day – NBC

“Bring more balance in your life.”

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โ€œBalance. The Ultimate Goal.โ€
โ€“ Ricky Lankford

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“COOKIE-licious”

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“BUDding songbird”

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“I can HANDLE this”

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“Do NUTELLA my mom I did this.”

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Quote of the day – Wole Soyinka

Power is domination,

control, and therefore

a very selective form of truth which is a lie.

– Wole Soyinka
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Quote of the day – William Shakespeare

โ€œExcellent wretch! Perdition catch my soul

But I do love thee! and when I love thee not,

Chaos is come again.โ€

โ€• William Shakespeare, Othello

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Joke of the day – Toilet therapy

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Husband: “When I get mad at you, you never fight back.
How do you control your anger?”

Wife: “I clean the toilet.”

Husband: “How does that help?”

Wife: “I use your toothbrush.”

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Quote of the day – John C. Maxwell

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“A leader is one who knows the way, goes the way, and shows the way.”

– John C. Maxwell

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Quote of the day – George Orwell

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“Political chaos is connected with the decay of language… one can probably bring about some improvement by starting at the verbal end.”

– George Orwell