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Joke of the day – Kaput

Dog-tired today!
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Joke of the day – Eggscuse me!

Not today…
I’m eggzosted!
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Happiness is …

a slumber pawty!
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Joke of the day – Retired

“I’m re-TIRED!
I was tired yesterday.
I’m tired again today.

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Quote of the day – Thomas Carlyle

“I’ve got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom.”
Thomas Carlyle

Happy-Friday

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Joke of the day – Egghast

egg on curb

An egg sitting all alone on a curb
“Hello, eggscuse me”
But it eggnored me.
Maybe it was terri-fried
or too egghausted
I guess I will never get 
an eggsplanation!
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Joke of the day – Vacation mode

“I need a 6 months vacation, twice a year.”

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Joke of the day – Egg cetera

“It’s Fryday and we’re terri-fried!”

“Ahhhhhhhhh…..feeling egg-zosted!”

“This movie is egg-tremely boring.”

“On the day of egg-xamination.”

“I’m trying to recover my egg-quilibrium”

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Quote
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“There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.”

― Mindy Kaling

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Joke of the day – Labour Day

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“You May take 1 day off today.”

(Photo credit: www.barkpost.com)

(Photo credit: http://www.barkpost.com)

Have a safe and restful Labour Day!