Short essay on my pet parrot:
I got a parrot and it talked, but it did not say ‘Iām hungry’, so it died.
Tag Archives: funny jokes
Joke of the day – Signboard
It was getting dark….we were driving along the highway. Hey, wait a minute….
….let me take a closer look!
Joke of the day – Perspicacious
Joke of the day – Verb tense
Joke of the day – Golf on Sunday
Golfer: “Reverend, do you think it’s a sin for me to play golf on a Sunday?”
Vicar: “The way you play golf it’s a sin any day.”
Joke of the day – Who’s in charge?
(Photo by Stuart Franklin/Getty Images)
“My dad thinks he wears the pants in our house, but it’s always mom who tells him which pair to put on.”
Joke of the day – Grandpa
Reporter: “To what do you attribute your old age?
Grandpa: “To the fact that I was born a long time ago.”
Joke of the day – Goalie
Captain: “Why didn’t you stop the ball?”
Goalie: “I thought that’s what the net’s for.”
Joke of the day – Dolphins
Dolphins are so intelligent that after only a few weeks they can train a man to stand on the edge of the pool each day and throw them fish.
Joke of the day – Firefly race
How do fireflies start a race?
Ready, steady, GLOW!
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