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Joke of the day – Restless

It has to be …

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(Photo credit: http://www.chive.com)

…Monday again!

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Joke of the day – Rainbow

Well, what do you know…it’s a rainbow-wow!

Hi Puppy

Have a great week, everyone!

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Joke of the day – Chemistry

We’ve lots of chemistry jokes but….

…we’re just worried they won’t get a good reaction!

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Joke of the day – Longest word

What is the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles, because there is a mile between each ‘s’
Fake Smile

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Joke of the day – Worst job

toothbrush

Toothbrush: “I hate my job!”

toilet roll

Toilet roll: “Yeah…tell me about it!”

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Joke of the day – Beware

Don’t mess with me! I know Karate, Judo, Kung Fu, Tae Kwan Do, Jujitsu, and 25 other dangerous words!

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Joke of the day – Home protector

Our Home is protected by the Good Lord and a Saint.
If you come here to steal or do harm, you might meet them both!

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Joke of the day – My pet parrot

parrot clipart

Short essay on my pet parrot:

I got a parrot and it talked, but it did not say ‘I’m hungry’, so it died.

Pet Parrot

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Joke of the day – Who’s in charge?

(Photo by Stuart Franklin/Getty Images)

(Photo by Stuart Franklin/Getty Images)

“My dad thinks he wears the pants in our house, but it’s always mom who tells him which pair to put on.”

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Joke of the day – Dolphins

Dolphins are so intelligent that after only a few weeks they can train a man to stand on the edge of the pool each day and throw them fish.