Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?
Because babies can’t dress themselves.
Don’t mess with me! I know Karate, Judo, Kung Fu, Tae Kwan Do, Jujitsu, and 25 other dangerous words!
What do you get if you cross a golden retriever with a telephone?
A golden receiver!
Jim was furious when his steak arrived cooked too rare.
‘Waiter,’ Jim shouted, ‘Didn’t you hear me say “well done”?’
‘Of course I did, sir, I can’t thank you enough, sir,’ replied the waiter. ‘I hardly ever get a compliment.’