Reporter: “To what do you attribute your old age?
Grandpa: “To the fact that I was born a long time ago.”
Tag Archives: good clean jokes
Joke of the day – Goalie
Captain: “Why didn’t you stop the ball?”
Goalie: “I thought that’s what the net’s for.”
Joke of the day – Dolphins
Dolphins are so intelligent that after only a few weeks they can train a man to stand on the edge of the pool each day and throw them fish.
Joke of the day – Firefly race
How do fireflies start a race?
Ready, steady, GLOW!
Joke of the day – Give up golf?
Phil: “My girlfriend says if I don’t give up golf, she’ll leave me.”
Ray: “Say, that’s tough, old man.”
Phil: “Yeah, I’m going to miss her…”
Joke of the day – Horse ‘writing’
A father was amazed to see his son sitting on a horse, writing something.
Father: “What are you doing up there?”
Son: “Well, the teacher told us to write an essay on our favourite animal.”
Joke of the day – Leopard
What happened to the leopard who took three baths everyday? 
Within a week he was spotless!
Joke of the day – Backyard camping
Two boys camping out in the backyard wanted to know the time, so they started singing at the top of their voices.
Soon, one of the neighbours threw open his window and shouted, “Hey, cut the noise! Don’t you know it’s three o’clock in the morning.”
Joke of the day – Missing cat
Amy: “Did you find your cat?”
Cathy: “Yes, he was in the refrigerator.”
Amy: “Goodness, is he okay?”
Cathy: “He’s more than okay. He’s a cool cat!
Joke of the day – Music career
Richard: “Do you think, Professor, that my girlfriend should take up the piano as a carreer?”
Professor: “No, I think she should put down the lid as a favour!”
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