Two dogs are walking over
to a parking meter.
One said to the other,
“How do you like that?
Pay toilets.”
Tag Archives: good clean jokes
Joke of the day – Antiques
Antiques are things one generation buys, the next generation gets rid off, and the following generation buys at auction at amazing prices.
Joke of the day – A grape & an elephant
What sound does a grape makes when an elephant steps on it?
None. It just gives a little wine.
Joke of the day – Black, white & red
What’s black and white and red all over?
A blushing zebra.
Joke of the day – Colouring page
A kindergarten teacher handed out a colouring page to her class. On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella.
The teacher told her class to colour the duck in yellow and the umbrella green. However, little Bobby coloured the duck in a bright fire truck red.
After seeing this, the teacher asked him, “Bobby, how many times have you seen a red duck?” Little Bobby replied, “The same number of times I’ve seen a duck holding an umbrella.”
Joke of the day – Raisin
Raisin: A grape with a sunburn.
Joke of the day – Shoestring
Ten years ago I started
my business on a shoestring
Now I have two shoestrings.
Joke of the day – Telekinesis
How many of you believe in telekinesis?
Raise MY hand!
Joke of the day – Parking space
Photo credit : Peter Tan (www.petertan.com)
Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
Joke of the day – The portrait
A woman decided to have her portrait painted.
She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex.”
“But you are not wearing any of those things,” he replied.
“I know,” she said. “It’s in case I should die before my husband. I’m sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewellery.”
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