Is it possible to stretch music so that it will last a little longer?
Yes, if you have a rubber band.
Tag Archives: good clean jokes
Joke of the day – Beagle
Bob: I used to think I was a beagle. But the psychiatrist cured me.
Bill: How are you now?
Bob: Great! Just feel my nose.
Joke of the day – Bank
Jim: What’s the name of your bank?
Wilbur: Piggy
Joke of the day – Librarian
When a librarian goes fishing, what does she use for bait?
Bookworms
Joke of the day – Middle age
I think they call it middle age because that’s where it shows first.
Joke of the day – Light
Lite: the new way to spell “Light,” now with 20% fewer letters!
Joke of the day – Aspiring artist
“Did you sell any of your paintings at the art show?”
“No, but I’m encouraged,” he replied. “Somebody stole one.”
Joke of the day – Best dad
Three boys are bragging about their fathers.
1st boy: My dad can shoot an arrow and reach the target before the arrow does.
2nd boy: My dad can fire his gun and be there before the bullet.
3rd boy: That’s nothing. My dad stops working at 4.30 pm and gets home by 3.45 pm!
Joke of the day – New kid
Little Johnny had just met the new kid at playgroup.
“How old are you?”
“I don’t know.”
“Do women bother you?”
“No.”
“Then you are five.”
Joke of the day – Gardening
“I can’t find anything to say to my plants, she said while laying newspapers on the garden beds, so I’m giving them something to read instead.”
New Bloggy Cat [NBC] 