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Joke of the day – Beauty
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder!
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Joke of the day – Unicorns
Unicorns are real! Theyβre just fat and grey and we call them rhinos.
Joke of the day – Energizer Bunny
Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery.
Joke of the day – Dinner
A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night. When it came time to pay, the skunk didnβt have a scent, the deer didnβt have a buck so they put the meal on the duckβs bill.
Joke of the day – Barnyard artist
Which barnyard animal is a famous painter?
Vincent van Goat! or Pablo Pigcaso!
Joke of the day – Medical checkup
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an old crone, entered the doctor’s office. “We have come for an examination,” said the young girl.
“Alright,” said the doctor. “Go behind that curtain and take your clothes off.”
“No, not me,” said the girl. “It’s my old aunt here.”
“Very well… Madam, put your tongue out.”
Joke of the day – Parachute
Instructor: Pull this cord and your parachute will open.
Student: What if my parachute does not open?
Instructor: That, my friend, is known as jumping to a conclusion!
Joke of the day – Stay in shape
“Iβm in shape. Round is a shape isnβt it?“
Joke of the day – Application form
“Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says βIf an emergency, notify:β I put βDOCTORβ. Whatβs my mother going to do?”
Joke of the day – Perfect timing
Perfect timing is the ability to turn off the ‘hot’ and ‘cold’ shower faucets at the same time.
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