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Tag Archives: good clean jokes
Joke of the day – Alligator shoes
Customer: βDo you have alligator shoes?β
Clerk: βYes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?β
Joke of the day – Loneliness
“It’s lonely at the top; but you do eat better.”
Joke of the day – Prospective husband
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women.’
Sales girl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
Joke of the day – Whiskey diet
‘I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.’
Joke of the day – Chess enthusiasts
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. ”But why?” they asked, as they moved off. ”because,” he said ”I can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.”
Joke of the day – A bargain
A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.
Joke of the day – Two lines in heaven
When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared and said, “I want the men to make two lines: one line for the men who were true heads of their household and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter.β
With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.
God got mad and said, βYou men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?β
And the man replied, βI donβt know, my wife told me to stand here.β
Joke of the day – Quiet as a mouse
Whoever coined the phrase βQuiet as a mouseβ has never stepped on one.
Joke of the day – Sleepwalking nun
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roaminβ Catholic.
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