Tag Archives: humor

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Quote of the day – George Bernard Shaw

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“If you can’t get rid of the skeleton in your closet,
you’d best teach it to dance.” –
George Bernard Shaw
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Joke of the day – I’m up hair!

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“I’ve had it up to hair.”
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Joke of the day – Shell we?

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Shell we dance?
Just eggnore him.
No time for eggsplanation.
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Joke of the day – Beagle

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Bob: “I used to think I was a beagle. But the psychiatrist cured me.”
Jim: “So…how are you now?”
Bob: “I’m good. Just feel my nose.”
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Joke of the day – Space

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“Don’t mind me.
I just need more space.”
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Joke of the day – Film

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Doctor, doctor, I’ve just swallowed a roll of film.
Don’t worry, nothing serious will develop.
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Joke of the day – Despair

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“Help! I’m drowning in indescribable emptiness.”
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Joke of the day – Ice bear

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“Let’s make boatiful memories together.”
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Joke of the day – Zen day

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“I’m having a ZZZZZen moment”
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Quote of the day – NBC

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“I’m working from home, nine to wine.”