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Joke of the day – Apex
Joke of the day – Super Fast Train
It was the new Super Fast Train and halfway through the journey there was a violent vibration.
Passenger: “What was the trouble back there? I thought this was supposed to be a smooth ride.”
Porter: “Sorry, Sir. We ran over a politician.”
Passenger: “Goodness! What was he doing on the tracks?”
Porter: “Oh, he wasn’t on the tracks Sir, but we got him.”
Joke of the day – Candle
Joke of the day – Octopus
How does an octopus go into battle?
Well armed!
Joke of the day – Power puff
A businesswoman explained to her doctor that she was always breaking wind at board meetings, during interviews, in lifts and on the tram. It was impossible to control.
Businesswoman: “But at least I am fortunate in two aspects – they neither smell nor make a noise. In fact, you’ll be surprised to know it’s happened twice since I’ve been talking to you, Doc.”
Doctor: (Scribbled a prescription and handed it to her)
Businesswoman: “What? Nasal drops?
Doctor: “Yes, we’ll fix your nose first and then we’ll have a go on your hearing.”
Unicorn & Pug – Sydelle
A pug astronaut with his magical unicorn on a space adventure.
Joke of the day – Misalter
I bought a packet of Epsom salt from the pharmacy.
I poured the salt into an empty plastic container.
And I asked my 9-year old to write “Epsom Salt” on the container with a black marker.
This is what she wrote:
Joke of the day – Seagulls for sale
A psychiatrist on holiday became fascinated with a simpleton who had set up a sign on the beach which stated “Seagulls for sale.“
Psychiatrist: “How much are the seagulls?”
Simpleton” “Only a fiver each.”
Psychiatrist: “Okay, I’ll buy one.”
Simpleton: (Took the note and pointing skywards) “That’s your one, up there!”
Joke of the day – Goldfish
Two goldfish in a bowl talking:
Goldfish 1: “Do you believe in God?”
Goldfish 2: “Of course, I do! Who do you think changes the water?”
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