Tag Archives: humor

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Cat Prayer ΰΈ…(β‰šα„Œβ‰š)

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Now I lay me down to sleep,

I pray this cushy life to keep.

I pray for toys that look like mice,

And sofa cushions, soft and nice.

I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,

And someone nice to scratch my back,

For windowsills all warm and bright,

For shadows to explore at night.

I pray I’ll always stay real cool

And keep the secret feline rule

To never tell a human that

The world is really ruled by cats!

-Author Unknown

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Joke of the day – CATchup

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We must CATchupΒ soon!

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Joke of the day – Turtle

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station!

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Joke of the day – Cat service

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BUREAUCATSΒ 

[Public CatΒ Service]

 

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Joke of the day – Cat law

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Β Claw Enforcement

(Cat’s way of keeping law & order)

 

 

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Joke of the day – Budge

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Cow: β€œMooooove over!”

Sheep: β€œNaaaaaaaaa.”

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Quote of the day – Dr. Seuss

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“Just tell yourself,

Duckie, you’re really quite lucky!”

 

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Joke of the day – Tweeter

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“Hi there,

I’m busy on the line now,

I’ll tweet you later.”

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Joke of the day – Real name

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Teacher : Β  “What is your name?”

New student: Β “Spider-man.”

Teacher: Β “No, I mean your real name.”

New student: Β “Oh, I’m sorry….it’s Peter Parker.”

 

 

 

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Quote of the day – Carew Papritz

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The trick to not growing old is to:

Stay curious;

Keep your teeth;

Stay hopeful;

Do everything gracefully,

yet kick when you have to.

– Carew Papritz