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Tag Archives: humour
Joke of the day – Petting Zoo
I’ve been really depressed lately. A friend told me
I should go to the petting zoo perhaps, to cheer up.
I went today, but not one person would pat me!
Joke of the day – Toilet issue
What did the toilet roll complain about?
“People just keep ripping me off.”
Joke of the day – Nacho & Taco
Joke of the day – Librarian
When a librarian goes fishing, what does he use for bait?
Bookworms.
Joke of the day – Ninja
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
Sneakers.
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Joke of the day – Hindrance
Two fishes swim into a glass wall.
One turns to the other and says “Dam!”
Joke of the day – Bank Director
Mr A: I’m new around here. Will you please direct me to the bank?
Little Jimmy: I will, but only if you pay me twenty dollars.
Mr A: Why should I pay you so much?
Little Jimmy: Because bank directors are always highly paid.
Joke of the day – Shoot me
Today I’m going to shoot someone, and they will love me for it.
Joke of the day – Mirror
Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing.
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