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Joke of the day – Eggs
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they’d crack each other up.
Joke of the day – Judge & dentist
What did the judge say to theΒ dentist?
βDo you swear to pull the tooth,
the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?β
Joke of the day – Memorial service
Dog owner: Β “Father, my dog is dead. Could ya’ sayΒ a mass for the poor creature?”
Father Lawrence: “I’m afraid not. Β We cannot have services for an animal in theΒ church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there’s no tellin’ what they believe. Maybe they’ll do something for your dog.”
Dog owner: Β Β “I’ll go right away Father. Do ya’ think $5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?”
Father Lawrence: Β “Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn’t ya tell me the dog was Catholic?
Joke of the day – Pink cat
Joke of the day – Chow down
Joke of the day – Vet waiting room
Sign at the veterinarian waiting room :
Be back in 5 minutes. SIT! STAY!
Joke of the day – Wrong v Right
Two wrongs don’tΒ make a right,
but two Wrights made an airplane.
Joke of the day – CATchup
We must CATchupΒ soon!
Joke of the day – Turtle
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station!
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