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Joke of the day – Distant relative
Sam: “So, you’re distantly related to the family next door, are you?”
Frank: “Yes, their dog is our dog’s brother.”
Joke of the day – Clever duck
Joke of the day – Hunting lesson
What did the lioness said to her cubs when she taught them to hunt?
“Don’t walk across the road until you see the zebra crossing.”
Joke of the day – Girls are smarter
Girl: “Did you know that girls are smarter than boys?”
Boy: “Really? I never knew that.”
Girl: “See what I mean?”
Joke of the day – Fastidious
Don: “You’re so fastidious!”
Ray: “You mean I’m discriminating?”
Don: “No, I mean you’re fast and hideous.
Joke of the day – Parrot training
Mother: “Billy, are you teaching the parrot to swear?”
Billy: “No, mom. I’m just telling him what not to say.”
Joke of the day – Belch
Beth: “What does the Queen do when she burps?”
Susie: “She issues a royal pardon.”
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“My life has a superb cast, but I cannot figure out the plot.”
– Ashleigh Brilliant
Where do all the teachers go – Peter Dixon
Where do all the teachers go
When it’s four o’clock?
Do they live in houses
And do they wash their socks?
Do they wear pyjamas
And do they watch TV?
And do they pick their noses
The same as you and me?
Do they live with other people
Have they mums and dads?
And were they ever children
And were they ever bad?
Did they ever, never spell right
Did they ever make mistakes?
Were they punished in the corner
If they pinched the chocolate flakes?
Did they ever lose their hymn books
Did they ever leave their greens?
Did they scribble on the desk tops
Where Do All the Teachers Go?
Did they wear old dirty jeans?
I’ll follow one back home today
I’ll find out what they do
Then I’ll put it in a poem
That they can read to you.
– Peter Dixon
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