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Tag Archives: humour
Joke of the day – Shoestring
Joke of the day – Telekinesis
Joke of the day – Parking space

Photo credit : Peter Tan (www.petertan.com)
Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
Joke of the day – The portrait
A woman decided to have her portrait painted.
She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex.”
“But you are not wearing any of those things,” he replied.
“I know,” she said. “It’s in case I should die before my husband. I’m sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewellery.”
Joke of the day – Pick up line
Joke of the day – Work smart
Joke of the day – The little turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground.
The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate.
“Honey,” she chirped, “I think it’s time to tell him he’s adopted.”








