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Joke of the day – Good SPOrT
Joke of the day – Liar
Teacher: “Do you know what happens to liars when they die?”
Timmy: “Yes, ma’am, they lie still.”
Joke of the day – Trangression
A minister told his congregation, “Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17.”
The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up.
The minister smiled and said, “Mark has only 16 chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying.”
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“Better to be slapped with the truth than kissed with a lie.”
– Russian Proverb
Quote of the day – Abraham Lincoln
“You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.”
– Abraham Lincoln
Quote of the day – Marcus Aurelius
“Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth.”
– Marcus Aurelius
Quote of the day – Winston Churchill
“A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.”
– Winston Churchill
Quote of the day – Benjamin Disraeli
“There are three types of lies — lies, damn lies, and statistics.” ― Benjamin Disraeli
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