βWhen you stop expecting people to be perfect, you can like them for who they are.β
β Donald Miller
Tag Archives: people
Joke of the day – Alarm clock
An alarm clock is a strange device that makes people “rise and whine.”
Joke of the day – Invention
Bernie: “I’ve invented something that will allow people to see through walls.”
Fred: “That’s awesome! What do you call it?”
Bernie: “A window.”
Quote of the day – Walter Bagehot
“The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.”
– Walter Bagehot
Joke of the day – Saying grace
A couple invited some co-workers to dinner. At the table, the wife turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,
“Would you like to say grace?”
“I wouldn’t know what to say”, the girl replied.
“Just say what you hear Mom say”, the wife answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said,
“Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?”
Quote of the day – Lao Tzu
“Care about what other people think and you will always be their prisoner.”
– Lao Tzu
Quote of the day – Doug Larson
“If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing rods.”
– Doug Larson
Quote of the day – Steve Jobs
“Your time is limited, so donβt waste it living someone elseβs life. Donβt be trapped by dogma β which is living with the results of other peopleβs thinking. Donβt let the noise of othersβ opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most importantly, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.”
– Steve Jobs
Quote of the day – Terry Pratchett
βThe trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.β
β Terry Pratchett
Quote of the day – Robert Frost
“Half the world is composed of people who have something to say but can’t and the other half have nothing to say and keep on saying it.”
– Robert Frost
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