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Tag Archives: short jokes
Joke of the day – Liar
There is only one thing that stops him from being a bare-faced liar?
What’s that?
His moustache!
Joke of the day – Money
Money talks – but all mine ever says is “Goodbye”.
Joke of the day – New boss
“What do you think of our new boss?”
“He dresses smartly.”
“And quickly too!”
Joke of the day – Psychiatrist
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. But the bulb must want to be changed.
Joke of the day – Guilty
“Guilty! Five years or fifty thousand dollars!”
“I’ll take the fifty thousand dollars. Thanks, Judge!”
Jokes of the day – Watch dog
We have a fine watch dog. So far he has watched somebody steal our car, watched the garage burn down and watched a bloke pinch the lawn mover.
Joke of the day – Board Meeting
At the board meeting: “All those in favour say ‘Aye’. All those against, resign.”
Joke of the day – Fish dish
“You are not eating your fish,” said the waiter, “what’s wrong with it?”
“Long time no sea,” said the diner.
Joke of the day – I am
Teacher: Tim, say a sentence beginning with “I”.
Tim: I is …
Teacher: No, Tim. You must say, “I am.”
Tim: All right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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